How to be a good parent

Many people want to know how to be a good parent. Some spend years searching for the answer, but we have found it in two months. What can I say, we are overachievers.

Here is a little guideline for those of you who are not in the know.

               

    Do: Give your children tummy time               Don't: Keep them up too late

                   

Do: Take your children                       Don't: Let them watch too much tv

                    to church                                                     

                     

Do: Bathe your children                               Don't: Teach them to be 

                                                                     socially awkward

                              

       Do: Teach them to do chores                       Don't: Let them eat whatever

                                                                       they want

                    

Do: Take your children on walks                           Don't: Forget to put on 

                                                                            their socks

                   

Do: Immunize your children                      Don't: Forget to dress them

 (don't argue with me on this one, I'm right)

Do: Indoctrinate your children at a young age

(Go Broncos)